1. It takes me longer to get the lawnmower started then to actually mow the lawn.
2. You don't need a weed eater. It works just as well to use a pair of kitchen scissors. Probably more therapeutic too.
3. 30 year old men look RIDICULOUS driving motorized scooters...like this one.
~ To clarify, it was NOT my husband on the scooter, just a couple of guys that live down the street from us. I think they thought they were cool....but that was not the case.